- friend talking about their dog: her name is Bella
- me: oh! like bellatrix?
- friend: uh no, Bella from twilight
having a crush on both a character and the person who plays that character is just like
prepare for trouble
and make it double
trying to get my balls unstuck from my thigh
if someone wants to come cuddle w/ me in bed and listen to my problems and watch lame movies with me and eat pizza u are welcome to
being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry
*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity*
There is this Chinese restuarant near my house and they put po the panda holding alchohol on their business card to show they are byob
NO CHILL!!! WHERE IS THE CHILL?!?!?!?